Feb 232014

  Her First Date Wins the Prize–Funniest First Date

If you didn’t see this on the Tonight Show,      

I hope you’re sitting down when you read it.


     This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!  We

        have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

     Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date

        that a woman ever had.


The winner described her worst first date experience.      

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!



She said it was midwinter…snowing and quite cold…

 and the guy had taken

        her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,Utah.      

It was a day trip (no overnight).They were strangers, after

all, and had never met before.


The outing was fun but relatively uneventful,

until they were headed home

        late that afternoon.


They were driving back down the mountain,

when she gradually began to realize

        that she should not have had that extra latte!!


They were about an hour away from anywhere

with a rest room and in the middle  of nowhere!


Her companion suggested she try to hold it,

which she did for awhile.



Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,

 there came a pointwhere she told him that he had

better stop and let her go beside the road, or it

        would be the front seat of his car.



They stopped and she quickly crawled out

beside the car, yanked her pants   down and started.

 In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she

        let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her

        companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

 All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of  the situation.



Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she   bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were  firmly glued against the car’s fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to  poles immediately came to mind

as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.



It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem,

 due to the extreme cold.


Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her  date’s concerns about ‘what is taking so long?’ with a reply that  indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance!




He came around the car as she tried to cover herself

with her sweater and

        then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

        She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose

        themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. 



Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks

from the  grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the  predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was

        only one way to get her free. 



So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.  



As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize

        hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down’. And you thought your first date was embarrassing.


Jay Leno’s comment… ‘This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed  off.’    


Oh and how did the first date turn out?

He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

         If you laughed at this pass it on.

      Remember:  If  you haven’t got a smile on your face and

laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!

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